Quote by Raymond Carver

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you a

Summary

This quote is a sarcastic expression used to convey frustration or annoyance with someone's persistent and irritating behavior. It implies that the speaker finds the person irritating to the extent that they would find satisfaction in seeing them react in pain or discomfort. However, it should be noted that this quote is figurative and does not advocate for violence in any way. It is merely an exaggerated and humorous way of expressing annoyance.

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Love Violence Joke Sweet Honey Intimacy Kick Offense Shoot

By Raymond Carver

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