Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headli

Summary

This quote humorously suggests a level of expertise in cars. The speaker claims to possess such knowledge that they can determine the direction of an oncoming car simply by looking at its headlights. Although impossible and exaggerated, the quote highlights the humorous side of the speaker's confidence and their affinity for automobiles.

Topics

Funny

By Mitch Hedberg

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

I am a practical girl, and a life is only so long. It should

I am a practical girl, and a life is only so long. It should be spent in as much peace and good eating and good reading as possible and no undue excitement. That is all I am after.

Catherynne M. Valente

Life Food Happiness Books Reading

I want to make wines that harmonize with food - wines that a

I want to make wines that harmonize with food - wines that almost hug your tongue with gentleness.

Food

Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beaut

Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own excuse for beingWhy thou wert there, O rival of the roseI never sought to ask, I never knewBut, in my simple ignorance supposeThe selfsame power that brought me there brought you.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Technology has saved us money in some circumstances, but it

Technology has saved us money in some circumstances, but it has really afforded us the ability to cover stories from locations we might not have been able to in the past.

Technology

The Tories and the Lib Dems talk about social mobility, but,

The Tories and the Lib Dems talk about social mobility, but, short of winning the lottery, the only way to guarantee young people from all backgrounds the opportunity to do better and to raise aspirations is through education.

Education

Hardly any human being is capable of pursuing two profession

Hardly any human being is capable of pursuing two professions or two arts rightly.

Art

Do notforget duty. But choose love when you can.

Do notforget duty. But choose love when you can.

Cinda Williams Chima

Truth Love Advice Duty

As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valo

As the Sandwich Islander believes that the strength and valor of the enemy he kills passes into himself, so we gain the strength of the temptation we resist.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Control

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a litt

How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success.

Success Time Patience

A man's moral conscience is the curse he had to accept from

A man's moral conscience is the curse he had to accept from the gods in order to gain from them the right to dream.

William Faulkner

Conscience

No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You

No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

Patience

if you expect to succeed as a writer, rudeness should be the

if you expect to succeed as a writer, rudeness should be the second-to-least of your concerns. The least of all should be polite society and what it expects. If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered, anyway.

Writing