Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like -- and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

Profits in business always depend on the rate of interest: the higher the interest, the higher the rate of profit required.

James Buchan

There is nothing more mysterious than a TV set left on in an empty room. It is even stranger than a man talking to himself or a woman standing dreaming at her stove. It is as if another planet is communicating with you.

Jean Baudrillard

No religion except ours has taught that man is born in sin; none of the philosophical sects has admitted it; none therefore has spoken the truth

Blaise Pascal

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

Cato The Elder

It's not the load that breaks you down - it's the way you carry it.

Lou Holtz

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.

Robert Orben

Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.

TS (Thomas Stearns) Eliot

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.

Rudyard Kipling

It's just that fun atmosphere, working on the car, being with the guys. This is exactly what I needed.

Kurt Busch

Stay Whlemed.

Robin

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out of money honey I run out of time.

Willie Nelson

We need absolute honesty in public life; and we shall not get it until we remember that truth-telling must go hand in hand with it, and that it is quite as important not to tell an untruth about a decent man as it is to tell the truth about one who is not decent.

Theodore Roosevelt