Quote by Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that while engaging in housework may not be a direct cause of death, it is still advisable to avoid unnecessary risks. The underlying message is to prioritize one's well-being and not overlook the potential stress or physical strain that may come with household chores. It implies that it is better to find alternative solutions or delegate tasks to maintain a healthy and balanced lifestyle rather than exposing oneself to unnecessary hazards.

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By Phyllis Diller

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