Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

Good crowd...good crowd. I'm telling you I could use a good crowd. I'm OK now but last week I was in rough shape... Why? I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Rodney Dangerfield

Dates that come around every year help us measure progress in our lives. One annual event, New Year's Day, is a time of reflection and resolution.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

Hard work is only a prison sentence when you lack motivation

Malcolm Gladwell

Self-belief and hard work will always earn you success.

Virat Kohli

Time, Eddie had decided during this period, was in large part created by external events. When a lot of interesting shit was happening, time seemed to go by fast. If you got stuck with nothing but the usual boring shit, it slowed down. And when everything stopped happening, time apparently quit altogether. Just packed up and went to Coney Island. Weird but true.

Stephen King

I want to get a tatoo of myself on my entire body, only 2taller.

Steven Wright

The non-specific response of the body to any demand for change.definition of stress

Hans Selye, General Adaption Syn

Glory is the shadow of virtue.

Proverb

You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.

Benjamin Franklin

Society is now one polished horde, formed of two mighty tries, the Bores and Bored.

Lord Byron

He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit.

William Shakespeare

I've always been interested in making movies.

Lance Bass