Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet; her happiness is to be made as cakes are, by a fixed receipt.

George Eliot

I like being at home and cooking.

Shania Twain

I think the question for him is, how is a faithless person to cope with life. This is where he believes he can find something upon which to establish a literary career. You know, don't you, how often he talks of Yeats? This goes way back, to when he was very young.

Kenzaburo Oe

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.

G.K. Chesterton

Thought must be divided against itself before it can come to any knowledge of itself.

Aldous Huxley

People expect Byzantine, Machiavellian logic from politicians. But the truth is simple. Trial lawyers learn a good rule: 'Don't decide what you don't have to decide.' That's not evasion, it's wisdom.

Mario Cuomo

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.

Jonathan Swift

Unless someone truly has the power to say no, they never truly have the power to say yes.

Dan Millman

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.

Sammy Hagar

The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic and self-complacent is erroneous on the contrary it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant and kind.

W. Somerset Maugham

What is a neglected child? He is a child not planned for, not wanted. Neglect begins, therefore, before he is born.

Pearl Buck

Somebody who only reads newspapers and at best books of contemporary authors looks to me like an extremely near-sighted person who scorns eyeglasses. He is completely dependent on the prejudices and fashions of his times, since he never gets to see or hear anything else.

Albert Einstein