Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

So I have to create the whole thing afresh for myself each time. Probably all writers now are in the same boat. It is the penalty we pay for breaking with tradition, and the solitude makes the writing more exciting though the being read less so. One ought to sink to the bottom of the sea, probably, and live alone with ones words.

Virginia Woolf

Basically, there are two paths you can walk: faith or fear. It's impossible to simultaneously trust God and not trust God.

Charles Stanley

... reason andlove keep little company together now-a-days...

William Shakespeare

If any organism fails to fulfill its potentialities, it becomes sick.

William James

I love being one half of a romantic couple.

Julianna Margulies

More than illness or death, the American journalist fears standing alone against the whim of his owners or the prejudices of his audience. Deprive William Safire of the insignia of the New York Times, and he would have a hard time selling his truths to a weekly broadsheet in suburban Duluth.

Lewis H. Lapham

What's unnatural is homophobia. Homo sapiens is the only species in all of nature that responds with hate to homosexuality.

Alex Sanchez

The pathetic almost always consists in the detail of little events.

Edward Gibbon

Uncle Junior is a criminal, which makes him a villain, so it makes people want to watch him. My whole life as an actor has been preparing for something like this.

Dominic Chianese

Of all God's gifts to the sighted man, color is holiest, the most divine, the most solemn.

John Ruskin

Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything).

Julie Burchill

I hope I live long enough to see every hungry school child in the world being fed under the so-called McGovern-Dole program.

George McGovern