Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

All that glisters is not gold;Often have you heard that told:Many a man his life hath soldBut my outside to behold:Gilded tombs do worms enfold.

William Shakespeare

Upon the creatures we have made, we are, ourselves, at last, dependent.

Johann von Goethe

Once you make a movie like 'Superbad,' when it's popular and you're the lead, you get offered all kinds of things and there's a temptation to make bad movies either for the money or to maintain your relevance in pop culture.

Jonah Hill

For a long time, I wanted to become a theologian. Now, however, behold, how through my efforts God is being glorified through astronomy.

Johannes Kepler

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.

Robert Frost

I wrote a few children's books... Not on purpose.

Steven Wright

The organizational architecture is really that a centipede walks on hundred legs and one or two don't count. So if I lose one or two legs, the process will go on, the organization will go on, the growth will go on.

Mukesh Ambani

Que les poètes morts laissent la place aux autres. Et nous pourrions tout de même voir que c'est notre vénération devant ce qui a été déj? fait, si beau et si valable que ce soit, qui nous pétrifie, qui nous stabilise et nous empêche de prendre contact avec la force qui est dessous, que l'on appelle l'énergie pensante, la force vitale, le déterminisme des échanges, les menstrues de la lune ou tout ce qu'on voudra.

Antonin Artaud

In America everybody is of opinion that he has no social superiors, since all men are equal, but he does not admit that he has no social inferiors. p. 204.

Bertrand Russell

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Woody Allen

The older we get the more we must limit ourselves if we wish to be active.

Johann von Goethe

My affections were first for my own country, then, generally, for all mankind

Thomas Jefferson