Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

In order to have wisdom we must have ignorance.

Theodore Dreiser

All our progress is an unfolding, like a vegetable bud. You have first an instinct, then an opinion, then a knowledge as the plant has root, bud, and fruit. Trust the instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Bible tells us that God will meet all our needs. He feeds the birds of the air and clothes the grass with the splendor of lilies. How much more, then, will He care for us, who are made in His image? Our only concern is to obey the heavenly Father and leave the consequences to Him.

Charles Stanley

The chief duty of government is to keep the peace and stand out of the sunshine of the people.

James A. Garfield

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

William Shakespeare

A free and truly independent press - fiercely independent when necessary - is the red beating heart of freedom and democracy.

Dan Rather

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

Steven Wright

I love my parents. Coming out to them was sort of coming out to myself. I educated them, and I wanted our relationship to keep growing. I wanted them to be a part of my life still. I wanted to be able to share with them what I was going through.

Randy Harrison

The ablest man I ever met is the man you think you are.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education. To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun. To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete.

Epictetus

We worked with the engineers in the design and construction and testing phases in those various areas, then we would get back together at the end of the week and brief each other as to what had gone on.

Alan Shepard

There are now over 5,000 medical physicists in the U.S more than 50 times the number in 1958.

John Cameron