Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics it's something to do with the social structure of society.

Jo Brand

I remember being onstage once when I didn't have fear: I got so scared I didn't have fear that it brought on an anxiety attack.

Carly Simon

My attitude toward graduate students was different, I must say. I used graduate students as colleagues: I gave them the best problems to work on, and I encouraged them.

Frank Press

After the writer's death, reading his journal is like receiving a long letter.

Jean Cocteau

Don't lies eventually lead to the truth? And don't all my stories, true or false, tend toward the same conclusion? Don't they all have the same meaning? So what does it matter whether they are true or false if, in both cases, they are significant of what I have been and what I am? Sometimes it is easier to see clearly into the liar than into the man who tells the truth. Truth, like light, blinds. Falsehood, on the contrary, is a beautiful twilight that enhances every object.

Albert Camus

All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.

Arabic Proverb

When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.

Jesse Jackson

An excess of science will leave none of us alive.

R. A. Lafferty

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

Barbara de Angelis

History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.

Mark Twain

The opponents and I are really one. My strength and skills only half of the equation. The other half is theirs. An opponent is someone whose strength joined to yours creates a certain result.

Sadaharu Oh

Movies are about escape.

George A. Romero