My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Mark Twain

The technology used to detect if vehicles are carrying radioactive material is so sensitive it can tell if a person recently received radiation as part of a medical procedure.

Timothy Murphy

You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish, attain any reasonable objective you may have in mind -- not all of a sudden, perhaps not in one swift and sweeping act of achievement -- but you can do it gradually, day by day and play by play, if you want to do it, if you work to do it, over a sufficiently long period of time.

William E. Holler

Our value is the sum of our values.

Joe Batten

I knew in that moment, I would never love anyone in my life the way I loved Evan Mathews.

Rebecca Donovan

Be a sinner and sin boldly, but believe and rejoice in Christ even more boldly.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Everybody is original, if he tells the truth, if he speaks from himself. But it must be from his *true* self and not from the self he thinks he *should* be.

Brenda Ueland

God is the same everywhere.

Leo Tolstoy

People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.

Gary Oldman

My mother never breastfed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield

Gossiping and lying go hand in hand.

Proverb

Nature never deceives us it is we who deceive ourselves.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau