Quote by Ogden Nash

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much

Summary

This quote humorously portrays the role of a husband as someone who not only offers opinions on one's appearance, such as advising against excessive makeup, but also provides assistance when needed, like helping with a girdle that may be stuck due to tightness around the hips. It highlights the idea that a husband is more than just a companion; they offer support, guidance, and a sense of humor in everyday situations, fostering a strong partnership and understanding.

Topics

Marriage

By Ogden Nash

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