Quote by Steven Wright

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Summary

This quote, often attributed to the American comedian Steven Wright, humorously highlights the irony and contradiction in the desire for recognition and praise for promoting peace. It suggests a willingness to engage in violent or extreme actions, contradicting the very essence of peace. The quote satirically reminds us to question the motivations behind our own ambitions and the true meaning of the pursuits we undertake.

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Humor Funny Irony Nobel Peace Prize

By Steven Wright

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