Quote by Terry Pratchett

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of expressing self-deprecating humor. By suggesting the idea of suing one's face for slander, the speaker is essentially saying that their own face is responsible for spreading negative or unflattering information about them. This playful statement highlights a lack of self-confidence and humorously accepts the idea that one's appearance might be unfairly portraying them in a negative light.

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Funny Humour

By Terry Pratchett

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