Quote by Neil Gaiman

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just

Summary

This quote expresses the speaker's lighthearted or humorous perspective on death and funerals. Rather than a traditional funeral service, they prefer a more unconventional and playful act. They playfully suggest being planted somewhere warm, perhaps alluding to a desire for a natural and peaceful resting place. Referencing a scene from a movie, where the speaker imagines grabbing the ankles of pretty women passing by, adds a mischievous and amusing element to their light-hearted portrayal of how they hope to be remembered after their death.

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Death Funerals Humorous After Death

By Neil Gaiman

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