I'm too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out!

I write music with an exclamation point!

Richard Wagner

Look closely at those who patronize you. Half are unfeeling, half untaught.

Johann von Goethe

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you.

Baltasar Gracian, The Oracle

I stay in tune with my family and God.

Regina King

You can never get enough of what you don't want.

Wayne Dyer

He who wears his morality but as his best garment were better naked.The wind and the sun will tear no holes in his skin.

Kahlil Gibran

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

Jerome K. Jerome

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.

James Herriot

It's really cool to see glowsticks at the show, to see dance music culture infiltrating and becoming one with the metal community.

Jonathan Davis

Fatigue is the best pillow.

Benjamin Franklin

The drive to resist compulsion is more important in wild animals than sex, food, or water. He found that captive white-footed mice spent inordinate time and energy just resisting experimental manipulation. If the experimenters turned the lights up, the mouse spent his time turning them down. If the experimenter turned the lights down, the mouse turned them up. The drive for competence or to resist compulsion is a drive to avoid helplessness.

Martin E. P. Seligman

The decision by the seven-man majority in Roe v. Wade has so far been made to stick. But the Court's decision has by no means settled the debate. Instead, Roe v. Wade has become a continuing prod to the conscience of the nation.

Ronald Reagan