Quote by Jeff Kinney

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Summary

This humorous quote is likely a lighthearted way of saying one's diet heavily consists of chicken nuggets and may reflect a playfulness about one's food preferences or limited culinary choices. It suggests that the person humorously sees themselves as predominantly consuming chicken nuggets, perhaps to highlight their love for this particular food item or to underscore a lack of variety in their eating habits.

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By Jeff Kinney

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