I'm a Republican. I don't want to go to heaven and have to face my family up there and tell them I voted for a Democrat.

Writing is the great invention of the world.

Abraham Lincoln

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Dave Barry

Happiness... she loves, to see men at work. She loves sweat, weariness, self sacrifice. She will be found not in places but lurking in cornfields and factories; and hovering over littered desks; she crowns the unconscious head of the busy child.

David Grayson

The Silent majority is silent, and that is best for everybody.

Gerhard Kocher

As I take up my pen I feel myself so full, so equal to my subject, and see my book so clearly before me in embryo, I would almost like to try to say it all in a single word.

G. C. (Georg Christoph) Lichtenb

To nourish and raise children against odds is in any time, any place, more valuable than to fix bolts in cars or design nuclear weapons.

Marilyn French

In all our deeds, the proper value and respect for time determines success or failure.

Malcolm X

Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward; they may be beaten, but they may start a winning game.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The electric things have their life too. Paltry as those lives are.

Philip K. Dick

In the colorful reflection we have what is life.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I was a sports fan, but I also went to peace marches.

Tim Robbins

A turkey is more occult and awful than all the angels and archangels. In so far as God has partly revealed to us an angelic world, he has partly told us what an angel means. But God has never told us what a turkey means. And if you go and stare at a live turkey for an hour or two, you will find by the end of it that the enigma has rather increased than diminished.

G. K. Chesterton