Quote by Steven Wright

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the irony of a writer who boasts about completing a simple task like numbering the pages of their book, while overlooking the significant and challenging aspects of writing itself. It illustrates the tendency of individuals to focus on trivial accomplishments instead of tackling the more substantial and demanding aspects of their goals. The quote suggests the necessity of prioritizing and focusing on the essential components of any endeavor rather than getting caught up in minor achievements.

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By Steven Wright

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