Quote by Steven Wright

This is my impression of a bowling ball... (Drags the mikealong the floor, then lifts it...) Gutter...

This is my impression of a bowling ball... (Drags the mikeal

Summary

This quote appears to be a humorous play on the experience of bowling. The speaker is mimicking the sound and movement of a bowling ball rolling down the lane, emphasizing the dragging and lifting of the microphone. The word "gutter" at the end suggests that the imaginary ball ended up in the gutter rather than hitting any pins. This quote serves as a lighthearted and playful way to express a less successful attempt at bowling.

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By Steven Wright

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