Quote by Steven Wright

I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefurious!

I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live

Summary

This quote is a humorous remark about the installation of a skylight in the speaker's apartment. It implies that the people living above are upset because the skylight has potentially obstructed their privacy or interrupted their everyday lives. The quote reflects a lighthearted understanding of how unexpected changes or renovations can cause inconvenience to others.

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By Steven Wright

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