This isn't all true.

No people find each other more absurd than lovers

C.S. Lewis

It gives me great pleasure indeed to see the stubbornness of an incorrigible nonconformist warmly acclaimed.

Albert Einstein

The greatest weakness of all is the great fear of appearing weak.

Jacques BeNigne Bossuet

Happiness is perfume, you can't pour it on somebody else without getting a few drops on yourself

James Van Der Zee

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

Abraham Lincoln

Wherever you see a man who gives someone else's corruption, someone else's prejudice as a reason for not taking action himself, you see a cog in The Machine that governs us.

John Jay Chapman

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph.

Ken Kesey

Those darling byegone times, Mr Carker,' said Cleopatra, 'with their delicious fortresses, and their dear old dungeons, and their delightful places of torture, and their romantic vengeances, and their picturesque assaults and sieges, and everything that makes life truly charming! How dreadfully we have degenerated!

Charles Dickens

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... Thestudy of milkmen.

Steven Wright

If I have enough money to eat I'm good.

Shia LaBeouf

Opinions are made to be changed - or how is truth to be got at?

Lord Byron

Sometimes I have a terrible feeling that I am dying not from the virus, but from being untouchable.

Amanda Heggs