Quote by David Sedaris

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone.

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write i

Summary

This quote highlights the value of keeping a diary and writing consistently in it. The speaker mentions that while most entries may seem like insignificant whining, there are occasional gems hidden within. These gems often include jokes, descriptions, or quotes that can be useful in various situations, particularly during arguments. By referring back to their diary, the speaker gains an advantage by using concrete evidence to remind others of their past words or actions, ultimately bolstering their stance in a dispute.

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