Quote by Craig Ferguson

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assure

Summary

This quote implies that there is a doubt or uncertainty surrounding the speaker's paternity. Despite being told by his father that he is the biological son of a Scottish postman, the speaker seems to have suspicions or concerns about the truthfulness of this claim. It suggests a sense of skepticism or curiosity about one's own origins and the identity of their father.

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