My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important. You have to do the right thing. It may not be in your power, may not be in your time, that there'll be any fruit. But that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result.

Mahatma Gandhi

One learns to itch where one can scratch.

Ernest Bramah

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

Helen Rowland

A strong argument for the religion of Christ is this - that offences against Charity are about the only ones which men on their death-beds can be made - not to understand - but to feel - as crime.

Edgar Allan Poe

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.

Russell Baker

It is new fancy rathert than taste which produces so many new fashions.

Voltaire

Relax. You are beautiful, and everyone wants some of that beauty.

Julie Metz

Poetry involves the mysteries of the irrational perceived through rational words.

Vladimir Nabokov

The runway symbolizes something in society that's very intimidating to women.

Tyra Banks

God is like the sun. When the sun shines, it shines for everyone. God is for everyone.

Ziggy Marley

It's not our mission to change or direct another person's path. There is no wrong way or right way. We each have our own life journey and our mission is to just become a LIGHT that enlightens other people's pathways.

Jan Mckingley Hilado

Perhaps our eyes are merely a blank film which is taken from us after our deaths to be developed elsewhere and screened as our life story in some infernal cinema or dispatched as microfilm into the sidereal void.

Jean Baudrillard