Quote by Steven Wright

The judge asked, What do you plead? I said, Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?

The judge asked, What do you plead? I said, Insanity, your h

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In this humorous quote, the speaker uses the idea of pleading insanity to emphasize the utter absurdity of someone parking in the passing lane. The speaker implies that only someone who is completely irrational and lacking common sense would engage in such an action. By highlighting this extreme behavior, the quote sheds light on the importance of adhering to social norms and following basic rules for the sake of practicality and safety.

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