Quote by Steven Wright

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading acc

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words, using a literal interpretation of a "speed reading accident" to create a comical situation. The speaker jokingly suggests that they had an accident while speed reading and hit a physical bookmark, causing them to fly across the room. The intention of the quote is to evoke laughter and entertain the audience with its unexpected and whimsical concept.

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Humor Funny Books

By Steven Wright

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