Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs.

My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he ca

Summary

This quote appears to reflect a dark and disturbing sense of humor. The individual's young child expresses an unconventional aspiration to become a prison warden, motivated by a desire to inflict painful and harmful experiences on inmates. The quote highlights the child's peculiar and macabre imagination, suggesting a fascination with unusual or morbid concepts at a young age. However, it is important to remember that this quote is in the realm of fantasy and does not necessarily reflect the child's true intentions or desires.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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