Quote by Steven Wright

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do

Summary

This quote portrays the innocence and curious nature of a child. The speaker recalls going to a store and asking for toy train schedules, suggesting a fascination with trains. It highlights youthful curiosity, as they do not realize that toy trains do not operate on specific schedules. The quote showcases the charming simplicity of childhood, emphasizing the importance of curiosity and the joys that come with exploring the world around us.

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By Steven Wright

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