Quote by Steven Wright

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do youhave any toy train schedules?

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do

Summary

This quote is a funny anecdote about the creative and innocent thinking of a child. It showcases the child's unique perspective and the simplicity of their desires. The child's request for toy train schedules demonstrates their fascination and enthusiasm towards trains, while also highlighting their lack of understanding of practicality and expectations in the real world.

By Steven Wright

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