Quote by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

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This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's children see the bathroom as a temporary escape or hiding spot while they wait for the task of unloading groceries to be completed. It playfully implies that the children view the bathroom as a refuge from chores or responsibilities, prioritizing their own comfort and convenience in a lighthearted manner.

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