Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She has a face like a saintA saint Bernard!

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She has a face like a

Summary

This quote uses humor to playfully describe someone's appearance. By comparing the girl's face to that of a Saint Bernard, known for its droopy features, the quote highlights her supposed unattractiveness. The use of irony, comparing a human to a dog breed, adds to the comedic effect intended by the speaker of the quote.

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Humor Funny

By Rodney Dangerfield

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