If I know anything, I know scary. And giving this president and this out-of-control Congress two more years to screw up our future is downright terrifying. Thankfully, this national nightmare is one we can end.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Dave Barry

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none.

Victor Hugo

Violence is my last option.

Chuck Norris

The course of the flight up and down was exceedingly erratic, partly due to the irregularity of the air, and partly to lack of experience in handling this machine. The control of the front rudder was difficult on account of its being balanced too near the center.

Orville Wright

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Elmer G. Letterman

Character is the sum and total of a person's choices.

P. B. Fitzwater

It is becoming clear that the old platitudes can no longer be maintained, and that if we wish to improve our morals we must first improve our knowledge.

Havelock Ellis

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made straight and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.

Martin Luther King Jr.

The seven wise men of Greece, so famous for their wisdom all the world over, acquired all that fame, each of them, by a single sentence consisting of two or three words.

Robert South

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

Jane Austen

I love her too, but our neuroses just don't match.

Arthur Miller

Prepare yourself for success. You have to see it coming to get there.

Destiny Booze