We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

It is so characteristic, that just when the mechanics of reproduction are so vastly improved, there are fewer and fewer people who know how the music should be played.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

I realized that my family was more important to me than downtown night life.

Guy Lafleur

The future belongs to crowds.

Don DeLillo

Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.

Henry Ward Beecher

The method of 'postulating' what we want has many advantages ; they are the same as the advantages of theft over honest toil.

Bertrand Russell

We can revolutionize the attitude of inner city brown and black kids to learning. We need a civil rights movement within the African-American community.

Henry Louis Gates

The will is not free - it is a phenomenon bound by cause and effect - but there is something behind the will which is free.

Swami Vivekananda

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.

Bear Bryant

Let's stop big government energy mandates like cap-and-trade, and instead trust the American innovator to make us energy independent.

Marco Rubio

A melancholy lesson of advancing years is the realisation that you can't make old friends.

Christopher Hitchens

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait.

Leo Tolstoy

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.

George Washington Carver