Zach Galifianakis Quotes

A collection of quotes by Zach Galifianakis.

Zach Galifianakis is an American actor, comedian, and writer, born on October 1, 1969, in Wilkesboro, North Carolina. He is best known for his distinctive comedic style and offbeat roles. Galifianakis began his career performing stand-up comedy in the late 1990s, gaining a reputation for his unique blend of wit, sarcasm, and absurdity.

In 2002, Galifianakis gained widespread recognition with his breakout role in the comedy television series "Late World with Zach." He further solidified his comedic prowess with appearances in popular shows like "Reno 911!" and "Comedy Central Presents." Galifianakis's deadpan humor and uncanny ability to subvert expectations quickly made him a favorite among comedy fans.

However, it was his role as Alan Garner in the blockbuster comedy film "The Hangover" trilogy, beginning in 2009, that catapulted Galifianakis to worldwide fame. His portrayal of the eccentric and socially awkward character endeared him to audiences, earning him critical acclaim and a significant fan following.

Throughout his career, Galifianakis has continued to deliver unforgettable performances in movies like "Due Date," "Birdman," and "The Campaign," among others. His success in the film industry has earned him several award nominations and accolades. Galifianakis's unique comedic style, characterized by his unconventional appearances and razor-sharp wit, has made him one of the most celebrated comedians of his generation.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it woul

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

Zach Galifianakis


We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what?

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

Zach Galifianakis

Funny

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my go

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

Zach Galifianakis

Famous

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

Zach Galifianakis

Politics

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but h

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

Zach Galifianakis

Dad

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

Zach Galifianakis

Amazing

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the caf

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

Zach Galifianakis

Funny

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

Zach Galifianakis

Politics

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they a

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

Zach Galifianakis

Anger

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Zach Galifianakis

Funny