Quote by Lewis Black

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd ex

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's failure in understanding economics was attributed to the early morning timing of the class, resulting in bloodshot eyes and fatigue. The phrase "I know this happens because I took economics" ironically highlights the misfortune of not being able to explain the subject due to flunking the course. It is a lighthearted way of acknowledging personal academic shortcomings while highlighting the difficulties of learning complex material under unfavorable circumstances.

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