Quote by Conan O'Brien

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.


During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were

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This quote is a humorous take on the friendly relationship between John Kerry and John Edwards during a debate. The suggestion that they may end up running together implies that they could potentially team up for a future campaign. However, the quote takes a satirical turn when it mentions President Bush's accusation of them planning a gay marriage. It uses humor to highlight the political dynamics and playfully exaggerate the bipartisan friendship between Kerry and Edwards while incorporating a topical social issue.

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Marriage
By Conan O'Brien
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