Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it ou

Summary

This humorous quote highlights a comically exaggerated situation where the individual's tie catches fire and someone's absurd attempt to extinguish it using an axe. It emphasizes the unexpected and unpredictable nature of life, showcasing a moment of chaos and humor in an otherwise mundane event. The quote captures the element of surprise and the absurdity of trying to solve a problem in an unconventional and impractical way.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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