Quote by Steven Wright

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a

Summary

This quote is a humorous and absurd statement made by Steven Wright, an American comedian known for his deadpan delivery. It may seem like a fishing anecdote involving the renowned artist Salvador Dali, but it is simply a play on words and irony. The use of a dotted line implies an unconventional fishing technique, highlighting Dali's eccentricity. The punchline reveals a comical twist suggesting that Dali managed to catch fish selectively, emphasizing his unconventional approach to life and art.

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By Steven Wright

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