Your library is your paradise.

While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser.

Karl Marx

How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!

Walt Whitman

Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as far as you need to go.

Terry Pratchett

Some men are great enough that they can love a whole woman, and not just part of her.

Orson Scott Card

I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow init. You know, you turn it upside down then you turn it back andit starts to snow. I bought one, except this has a snow plowthat does it in rows.

Steven Wright

I grew up watching those blaxploitation movies. Ron O'Neal, Richard Roundtree, Jim Brown, Pam Grier. For the first time, I saw 'The Negro' get one over on 'The Man.'

Samuel L. Jackson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

Kahlil Gibran

Every winner has scars.

Herbert N. Casson

Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.

J. G. Ballard

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Bill Cosby

My mind withdrew its thoughts from experience, extracting itself from the contradictory throng of sensuous images, that it might find out what that light was wherein it was bathed.... And thus, with the flash of one hurried glance, it attained to the vision of That Which Is.

Saint Augustine of Hippo

I feel that education needs an overhaul - courses are obsolete and grades are on the way out.

Kent McCord