Life is a little gleam of time between two eternities.

We like to think about how smart we are. But I think talent as a writer is hard-wired in, it's all there, at least the basic elements of it. You can't change it any more than you can choose whether to be right handed or left handed.

Stephen King

A woman should soften but not weaken a man.

Sigmund Freud

I get all fired up about aging in America.

Willard Scott

Our strategy is one of preventing war by making it self-evident to our enemies that they're going to get their clocks cleaned if they start one.

John W. Vessey, Jr.

i put swagu on my spaghetti !

Sergio Garcia

I never see the prettiest thing -A cherry bough gone white with Spring -But what I think, How gay 'twould beTo hang me from a flowering tree.

Dorothy Parker, 'Cherry White',

Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.

Source Unknown

I bought my brother some giftwrap for Christmas. I took it tothe Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in adifferent print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

Steven Wright

Hail to the man who went through life always helping others, knowing no fear, and to whom aggressiveness and resentment are alien. Such is the stuff of which the great moral leaders are made.

Albert Einstein

From warm meals, to daily exercise, to healthcare; one can't help but wonder how our society would be different if tended to the elderly as we do to our imprisoned.

Steve Maraboli

Eternal truth, eternal righteousness, eternal love these only can triumph, for these only can endure.

Joseph Barber Lightfoot

I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.

Lloyd