Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings.

Heinrich Heine

I played a ton of team sports growing up, and team wins are just incredibly gratifying.

Jason Bateman

Well, I think there's a distinction between sexing-up the intelligence and sexing-up the presentation of the intelligence.

John Major

We simply do not understand our place in the universe and have not the courage to admit it.

Barry Lopez

Mistakes, scandals, and failures no longer signal catastrophe. The crucial thing is that they be made credible, and that the public be made aware of the efforts being expended in that direction. The ''marketing'' immunity of governments is similar to that of the major brands of washing powder.

Jean Baudrillard

Clouds and darkness surround us, yet Heaven is just, and the day of triumph will surely come, when justice and truth will be vindicated.

Mary Todd Lincoln

My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But I'm sure it was an epic.

Jane Horrocks

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'

Jim Carrey

Knowledge, without common sense, says Lee, is folly; without method, it is waste; without kindness, it is fanaticism; without religion, it is death. But with common sense, it is wisdom with method, it is power; with clarity, it is beneficence; with religion, it is virtue, and life, and peace.

Austin Farrar

Even in the developing parts of the world, kids take to computers like fish to water.

Nicholas Negroponte

The better I know men the more I admire dogs.

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You are merely not feeling equal to the tasks before you.

Dale Carnegie