Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, th

Summary

This quote humorously explains a preference for dating schoolteachers by highlighting their tendency to ensure mistakes are corrected. It suggests that when one makes an error in the relationship, the schoolteacher partners will insist on redoing it to avoid repeating the same mistake. This line implies a desire for a partner who prioritizes growth, accountability, and learning from errors, emphasizing the value of a skill commonly associated with teaching.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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