I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth.

Peter Steele

...I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon...

John Geddes

I'll tell everyone that the children are my reason for living, when in reality my life is their reason for living.

Paulo Coelho

The transitoriness of our existence in now way makes it meaningless. But it does constitute our responsibleness; for everything hinges upon our realizing the essentially transitory possibilities.

Viktor E. Frankl

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

George Bernard Shaw

Those that are firm in their will mold the world to themselves.

Johann von Goethe

Measures must always in a progressive society be held superior to men, who are after all imperfect instruments, working for their fulfilment.

Mahatma Gandhi

One has a right to judge a man by the effect he has over his friends.

Oscar Wilde

Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.

Samuel Johnson

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby

Revolutions are the only way we can evolve coincidentally. Otherwise we'll be held back while the people we need to revolt against do.

James Dye

People think our music's very aggressive or angry or whatever, and it's just the opposite, really... I like laughing. And I like being really calm before a show, and smiley.

Serj Tankian