Quote by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people

Summary

This quote humorously expresses the speaker's enjoyment of long walks, particularly when they are spent in the company of people who annoy them. It plays on the idea that taking a walk may offer a form of escape or relief from annoyances, suggesting that even in challenging or irritating situations, there can still be moments of humor and respite.

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By Fred Allen

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