It's like she thinks my job is to please her, and that should be my dearest wish, and when I don't please her - I get shut out.

Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

Ambrose Bierce

I hated the royal wedding.

Steven Patrick Morrissey

If I don't eat junk, I don't gain weight.

Paulina Christensen

Unless there is meaningful change in Syria and an end to the crackdown, President Assad and those around him will find themselves isolated internationally and discredited within Syria.

William Hague

As I get older and I get a few more years experience I become more like Dad, you know, King Lear.

David Crystal

When human beings live together, conflict is inevitable. War is not.

Daisaku Ikeda

With the loss of Free Choice Vouchers, hundreds of thousands of workers will now be forced to choose between their employers' unaffordable insurance or going without health care.

Ron Wyden

We inherited these principles and these freedoms and we here highly resolve that we shall pass them on, as we will pass on an undivided Republic purged of racism and slavery, to our descendants. The popgun discharges of a few pathetic sectarians and crackpot revisionists are negligible, and will be drowned by the mounting chorus that demands: 'Mr Jefferson! BUILD UP THAT WALL'.

Christopher Hitchens

I don't think a director should have any kids. I don't even think it's good for your physical health. Even guys in their 30s look exhausted because directors never get enough sleep. What I do is stressful enough.

Tom Berenger

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news?

W. Somerset Maugham

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Mark Twain

Smoke the pipe of peace, bury the tomahawk, and become one nation.

Zebulon Pike