Listen, I will now tell you the truth and there is no other.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

Scott Thompson

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.

Treat Williams

Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.

Calvin Coolidge

I have a great advantage over many of my colleagues inasmuch as my students bring with them to class their own personal knowledge of national, regional, religious, ethnic, occupational, and family folklore traditions.

Alan Dundes

I'm more than open to hope, but I think men and women have a difficult time dealing with each other and often take the low road.

Neil LaBute

You deserve a longer letter than this; but it is my unhappy fate seldom to treat people so well as they deserve.

Jane Austen

I wanted to be a ballet teacher.

Jaclyn Smith

It's always the generals with the bloodiest records who are the first to shout what a hell it is. And it's always the war widows who lead the Memorial Day parades.

Paddy Chayefsky

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Charles Darwin

Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Romain Cary

I live by 'Go big or go home.' That's with everything. It's like either commit and go for it or don't do it at all. I apply that to everything. I apply that to relationships, I apply that to like sports, I apply that to everything. That's what I live by. That's how I like it.

Paul Walker

People know what they love.. Even those whose lives are floundering. If they're directionless, it's not because they lack knowledge of what they want. It's because they lack the courage to acknowledge that they want it.

Andrew Bernstein