Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, Go ahead, touch it...it feels real.

I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.

Steve Martin

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art in a fart.Still a fart may not be artless.Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

Ernest Hemingway

Now is the age of anxiety.

W. H. Auden

Philosophy is like trying to open a safe with a combination lock: each little adjustment of the dials seems to achieve nothing, only when everything is in place does the door open.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Harry Vardon

Nowadays people can be divided into three classes -- the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves

Earl Wilson

Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it.

Hannah Arendt

Let age, not envy, draw wrinkles on thy cheeks.

Sir Thomas Browne

Never, never, never, never give up.

Winston Churchill

You're sent from heaven And I know your worth. You made a heaven for me here on the earth. When I'm old and grey, dear, Promise you won't stray, dear, For I love you so, Sonny Boy.

Buddy de Sylva

Never give up. There are always tough times, regardless of what you do in anything in life. Be able to push through those times and maintain your ultimate goal.

Nathan Chen

It is interesting to note how many of the great scientific discoveries begin as myths.

Rollo May