Quote by Steven Wright

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, Go ahead, touch it...it feels real.

Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallp

Summary

This quote showcases the quirkiness and playful nature of the speaker. By putting fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, they create a secret and "inside joke" for themselves. They take delight in the idea of surprising their guests, convincing them that the wallpaper is real brick. This quote captures the speaker's mischievous sense of humor and their desire to create small, personal moments of amusement in everyday life.

By Steven Wright

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