We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

Alabama citizens, like the vast majority of Americans, respect and value the meaning of decency, and appreciate public institutions that reflect the common values of our society.

Mike Rogers

The English public, as a mass, takes no interest in a work of art until it is told that the work in question is immoral.

Oscar Wilde

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

Blaise Pascal

Am I coasting on some early success? Yeah. It was a good lucky break for me. But I would rather earn my way back again than simply conform to what people are expecting.

Liz Phair

Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy.

Akhenaton

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Clifford Stoll

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.

William Shakespeare

People that seem so glorious are all show; underneath they are like everyone else.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

David Dinkins

You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing -- that's what counts.

Richard P. Feynman

There have been so many great moments, and I feel so blessed every day.

Vusi Mahlasela

The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.

Olivia Williams