Quote by Steven Wright
I looked out my apartment window, and I saw a bird wearingsneakers and a button saying, I ain't flying no where. Isaid, What's your problem buddy? He said, I'm sick of thisstuff winter here, summer there, winter here, summer there.I don't know who thought this stuff up, but it certainly wasn'ta bird. I said, Well, I was just making breakfast, come onin. Want some eggs? Sorry.
Summary
This quote portrays a whimsical encounter between the speaker and a bird wearing sneakers and a rebellious button. The speaker questions the bird's refusal to fly, to which the bird expresses frustration with the constant changing of seasons. The bird rejects the notion that birds were designed for this inconsistent weather pattern. The speaker then invites the bird inside for breakfast but apologizes for not having eggs, implying a willingness to provide comfort and companionship despite their different circumstances. Overall, the quote highlights the desire for stability and connection amidst the challenges and absurdities of life.