Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She looked at my calendar and wanted to know who JUNE was.

She looked at my calendar and wanted to know who JUNE was.

Summary

This quote narrates a scenario where someone notices the mention of "June" on the speaker's calendar and expresses curiosity about the person it refers to. It implies that the speaker might have a significant or intriguing connection with someone named June, leading the individual to inquire further about this mystery person.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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